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About: Megan, 21. Education major. On this blog you will find Harry Potter, Nerdfighteria, Arrested Development, Dr. Who, Disney, cute animals, math jokes, quotes, literature, Starkid, and just about anything else I find profound/amusing/relevant to my life. Nothing is mine unless stated otherwise.

currently reading:

The Fox Inheritance
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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benpaddon:

The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.

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doctorwho:

Happy Easter!

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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If the Harry Potter stamp on my thank you note doesn’t get me the job, then I don’t know what will.

If the Harry Potter stamp on my thank you note doesn’t get me the job, then I don’t know what will.

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff

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